Monitor the local, state and federal emergency channels with an online scanner! The Internet: SO MANY OPTIONS! (including all of the above) Home Video Games: PlayStation, Nintendo, etc. Home Entertainment: DVD movies, CD music, VHS movies and other media
Radio: Terrestrial (AM/FM) and Satellite programming, HAM and Shortwave (24/7 News Cycle with Breaking News all the time) “(You’ve either got or you haven’t got) Style!” from “Robin and the 7 Hoods” (1964) NOTE: We are currently staying home and staying healthy in our Forced Lockdown at the Home Office (Doomsday Bunker) in Los Angeles, California with our dogs. We are “self-isolating” and “social distancing” and have only left the house three times in almost a month, only for short trips to get fresh food and supplies (we are not hoarding). (or “what to do when you’re in Forced Lockdown”) The “JoshWillTravel AdventureScope” is now available on Youtube!ĬORONAVIRUS! Part 10 – THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT! RIGHT CLICK AND “OPEN IN NEW WINDOW” TO VIEW OUR YOUTUBE PAGE!> NOTE: Periscope is done as of March 31st, 2021. RIGHT CLICK and “OPEN IN NEW WINDOW” TO VIEW LINKS> Use the links below to FOLLOW and LIKE us on other social media! THEY ARE FUN AND YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING! Please FOLLOW us on Twitter if you haven’t yet. Read our previous Blog Post “Spamalot at the Hollywood Bowl” (link below) “Spamalot” at the Hollywood Bowl press photo Run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace!
This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! “And now for something completely different….”Ī wee bit more Monty Python is necessary. (The customer takes out a gun and shoots the shopkeeper) I was deliberately wasting your time,sir.Ĭ: Well I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to shoot you. Tell me:Ĭ: (deliberately) Have you in fact got any cheese here at all? It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place……. O: (brightly) You haven’t asked me about Limburger, sir.Ĭ: Have you - SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI OFF!Ĭ: Figures. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.Ĭ: It’s not much of a cheese shop, is it?Ĭ: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.Ĭ: It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese. ‘Have you got any?’ He asked, expecting the answer ‘no’. O: Oh, yes, it’s staggeringly popular in this manusquire.Ĭ: All right. O: Well, we don’t get much call for it around here, sir.Ĭ: Not much ca–It’s the single most popular cheese in the world!Ĭ: (slight pause) and what IS the most popular cheese ’round hyah? Mister Wensleydale, that’s my name.Ĭ: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? O: Not -today-, sir, no. O: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. O: I…think it’s a bit runnier than you’ll like it, sir.Ĭ: I don’t care how fucking runny it is. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!
It’s very runny, actually, sir.Ĭ: No matter. Today the van broke down.Ĭ: Any Norwegian Jarlsberger, per chance? O: No.Ĭ: Brie, Roquefort, Pont-l’Eveque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-L’Est, Boursin, Bresse Bleu, Perle de Champagne? O: No. Was expecting it this morning.Ĭ: ‘T’s Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Bel Paese? O: Sorry, sir.Ĭ: Red Windsor? O: Normally, sir, yes. O: Ah! It’s beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of Caerphilly, if you please. O: I’m afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday.Ĭ: Tish tish. O: I’m, a-fraid we’re fresh out of Red Leicester, sir.Ĭ: Oh, never mind, how are you on Tilsit? What would you like?Ĭ: Well, eh, how about a little Red Leicester. O: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player!Ĭ: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse!Ĭ: ‘Ooo, Ah lahk a nice tune, ‘yer forced to!Ĭ: Most certainly! Now then, some cheese please, my good man. And I thought to myself, ‘a little fermented curd will do the trick’, so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles! Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium!Ĭ: Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through ‘Rogue Herrys’ by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.Ĭ: ‘Ee I were all ‘ungry-like! O: Ah, hungry!Ĭ: In a nutshell. Owner (Michael Palin): Good morning, Sir. Makes us laugh everytime! Cue the Bouzouki music. NOTE: Friday was National Cheese Day! So we ripped and edited this sketch.Īnd then last night PBS had a special about “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” on.
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